Help!

Davis Martin threw seven innings of two-run ball last night in Kansas City and still lost 2-0. Why? Because his team can’t hit. The “projects” went a collective 1-for-9 while everyone else managed 1-for-20 plus a walk. Not one batter in the Sox lineup is hitting better than Chase Meidroth’s .224, and I’m not convinced Meidroth is a major-league hitter, as evidenced by his three strikeouts last night in the leadoff spot. Speaking of strikeouts, take Munetaka Murakami and Colson Montgomery (please); Murakami went down flailing three times against KC pitching while Montgomery did it twice. Murakami is 8-for-45 with nineteen strikeouts vs. 9-for-48 with another nineteen strikeouts for Montgomery. If these guys don’t hit, who will? Meidroth? The Sox rank 29 out of 30 with a team BA of .196 and 29th in runs scored (43). The Astros lead the majors in runs with 85, by the way. I wouldn’t panic, but I would be concerned, very concerned.

One and Counting

The White Sox did something last night in Kansas City they haven’t done since April 4, 2024. Yup, beat the Royals at Kauffman Stadium. A shutout, no less. Sox 2 Royals 0. If nothing else, 5-8 tops 4-9. But how bad must the Royals be if an opponent with only six hitters in the lineup—again—beats them? Those six hitters generated all of five hits, two by catcher Edgar Quero and a run-scoring double off the bat of Colson Montgomery. As for the three, let’s call them “projects,” a single from Dustin Harris and a sacrifice fly from Luisangel Acuna, who now has two RBIs in 39 at-bats. Right now, the pitching both stinks and looks promising. Last night, Anthony Kay went 5.2 innings giving up three hits and two walks against six strikeouts, all good enough for Kay’s first win since June of 2021. (Not a good idea to hit two batters, though.) Manager New-Mickey Venable actually used Grant Taylor out of the pen for a change, and Taylor went 1.1 innings before yielding to Jordan Leasure, who did no damage over an inning, while Seranthony Dominguez managed not to blow the save despite a leadoff walk in the ninth. Did I mention Noah Schultz is 3-0 with a 1.29 ERA for Triple-A Charlotte, or that he has nineteen strikeouts in fourteen innings? Some stats are worth repeating.

Trite but True

With sports, you get what you put in. So, yet again yesterday afternoon, the White Sox fielded a lineup with just six hitters and ran out more journeyman relievers, turning yet another two-run lead into a 5-3 loss. Until they’d signed him last week, I’d never heard of 31-year old Lucas Sims, who picked up the loss (and a shoutout to Bryan “Who He?” Hudson for blowing the save). By the way, last night Noah Schultz ran his record to 3-0 for Charlotte. Speaking of just desserts, the Sky traded power forward Angel Reese to the Atlanta Dream in exchange for two first-round draft picks. If the Sky invested anything beyond a paycheck the two years they had Reese, I sure as heck missed it. At the risk of comparing forwards to guards, Reese is a whole different ballgame than Caitlin Clark. This is all speculation on my part, but I’m willing to bet that Clark has been a family enterprise since her mid-teens. She’s reserved but (sort of) approachable for the media, and she knows how to translate her talent into endorsement deals. The second she stepped on the court for the Fever, odds are she was backed by top-notch representation. Reese is more a one-person operation, which is where the Sky needed to step in with all sorts of support. The organization should’ve partnered with Reese in any and every endeavor, demonstrating their commitment to her on- and off-court success. From what I can see, they did absolutely nothing in that regard. The way things are going, don’t be surprised to see the announcement of a Sky/Sox partnership any day now. Because birds of a feather and dysfunctional organizations flock together.

Half a Roster

Right now, the White Sox look to be stuck in the teardown phase of their rebuild. Yesterday, they blew a 2-0 lead to lose 4-2 to the Orioles. By my count, they had six real hitters—and that’s ignoring early-season slumps—in the lineup while employing at most one major-league pitcher out of the six used, and that’s granting Jordan Leasure major-league status. Sorry, Jordan Hicks and his hittable 100-mph fastball don’t count, as evidenced by his 9.00 ERA. Wait, there’s more. Brooks Baldwin, who was expected to see plenty of action in the outfield, is out for the season with surgery on his right elbow. In his absence, we have the likes of Luisangel Acuna; Dustin Harris; Tristan Peters; and Derek Hill. How many RBIs has that quartet managed in eleven games? One. Still not done. Shane Smith started, threw 3.2 shutout innings but got sent down to Triple-A Charlotte. Why? Because he needed 99 pitches to record ten outs. It’s never a good look when you send down your Opening Day pitcher after three starts, but that’s your 2026 White Sox. The longer GM Chris Getz waits to promote the talent that he does have (starters Noah Schultz, Hagen Smith and Tanner McDougal along with newly-minted left fielder Sam Antonacci), the deeper the hole he digs for his team and the more he risks alienating the fanbase. But it’s been said many times, may ways. What do I know?

Bullseye

Holy Cow, Jerry Reinsdorf and son Michael actually fired Bulls’ v.p. of basketball operations’ Arturas Karnisovas and team GM Marc Eversley, and they only waited two years too long to do it! Who says old dogs can’t learn new tricks? It must’ve been excruciatingly hard for father and son to act. I mean, Karnisovas is the perfect Reinsdorf hire, both arrogant and tight-lipped, while Eversley spent his time in Chicago doing a spot-on impersonation of the Invisible Man. Has anyone seen him, let alone heard, from him? And a tip of the cap to now ex-Bull Jaden Ivey, whose social media attacks on Catholics and the LGBTQ community forced the front office to act. Too bad Karnisovas and Eversley didn’t feel the need to address the media regarding Ivey. Maybe that was the proverbial straw that broke the old regime. The last man standing here appears to be head coach Billy Donovan, and good for him. The HOFer is in the driver’s seat and should have no problem getting a job elsewhere, pros or college. If he stays around, it may be further proof that the old dogs on Madison Street finally have a clue about cleaning up the mess they let fester for way too long.

Sweep

Whenever a team with the third-lowest payroll in baseball sweeps the team with the fifth-highest, the little folk get to celebrate. White Sox 3 Blue Jays 0. It’s early, and that three-game sweep only gives the Sox a 4-5 record, but it sure beats the last three years. Right now, Davis Martin is pitching more like a #2 starter than a #4. The righthander threw six shutout innings on just 85 pitches to go 2-0 in the season. Some players labor to express themselves, Martin possesses the gift of gab (though not yesterday). A good season from him would mean an abundance of quotable lines. But it would be nice if the Sox started to field a lineup with nine established major-league hitters; yesterday, they got by with six. Tanner Murray (shortstop); Luisangel Acuna (centerfield); and Derek Hill (right field) don’t qualify, though Acuna looks he’ll get plenty of chances given that he can steal a base—four so far—when he gets on. Oh, but all the groundballs off his bat. At age 30, Hill is the quintessential journeyman while Murray is a callup for injured outfielder Everson Pereira (ankle). Off the play he made in the third inning with the bases loaded and two out, I hope the guy can hit because Murray ranged far to his left on a groundball by Addison Barger and bounced an accurate throw to first to beat a lefthand hitting Barger charging down the line. That said, I still want Colson Montgomery in there as my shortstop. Seven real hitters in the lineup is better than six.

Better

For better or worse, the White Sox have tied their fortunes to Munetaka Murakami. Yesterday, they got both, with the good outweighing the bad in a Sox 6-3 win over the visiting Blue Jays. Murakami butchered a groundball that led to a one-out, bases-loaded situation in the fourth inning. But Anthony Kay—who knew?—managed to wiggle out of it. Then came the sixth inning. Murakami absolutely crushed a ball off of reliever Brendon Little to dead center for a two-run homerun to give the Sox the lead for good. Two batters later, Colson Montgomery, in full feast-or-famine mode, launched a ball over the fence in right. Wait, there’s more. The Sox being the Sox, they had to give Toronto a chance to get back in the game, which they did by loading the bases with one out in the seventh. That’s when Murakami did his part in a sacrifice fly/double play. Nathan Lukes flied out to Tristan Peters in right, with a run scoring. Murakami then cut Peters’ throw and nailed the runner trying to advance from second to third. End of threat and pretty much end of ballgame. This was the second straight game Grant Taylor opened, pitching an inning. The logic here escapes me. Taylor is more valuable recording four outs late in the game than three in the first. But a win’s a win.