So Professional

Dylan Cease’s Alfred E. Neuman “What, me worry?” mentality caught up with him last night in Texas. Neuman couldn’t make it out of the second inning, giving up seven earned runs on seven hits in an 11-1 humiliation. Meanwhile, Sox “hitters” struck out sixteen times on Tuesday and another twelve times last night. How nice to see Cease keep his focus amidst trade rumors and manager Mickey Mouse put his leadership skills on full view. Also, a shoutout to Rick Hahn, who’ll go to the far corners of the earth in search of the pitching he can’t develop on his own. The Rangers’ winning pitcher was Dane Dunning, sent over in the deal for Lance Lynn. Only a professional of the magnitude of Hahn could get it wrong both coming and going.