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Misery is having to spend Thanksgiving with Packers’ fans, especially after their team upsets the division-leading Lions, 29-22. No, I take that back. Misery is having to listen to Bears’ future ex-head coach Matt Eberflus explain why his star defensive player, end Montez Sweat, wasn’t on the field enough to prevent the Lions from scoring two touchdowns in the last 4:15 of the game the week before. You see, Sweat was in a particular rotation, and Munsters never mess with their rotations. On the other hand, joy is chasing your grandson and his first cousin around the house, then catching them and holding them upside down to squeals of laughter.