Are We There Yet?

If this isn’t rock bottom for the White Sox, I don’t know what is. Last night’s 6-1 loss to the Royals pushes their record to 27-73, a franchise-worst at the 100-game mark in a season. Wait, there’s more. Andrew Benintendi had a ball sail over his head in left for a run-scoring double; Tanner Banks walked in two runs; and Mickey Mouse praised an opposing pitcher, yet again. Brady Singer, your place in Valhalla is waiting. Seven hits, one run, ten strikeouts, and hitting coach Marcus Thames has a job why, because his team has scored the fewest runs in baseball with the second-worst batting average in baseball? Pitching coach Ethan Katz has a job why? See Tanner Banks, above, or a team ERA of 4.60, third worst in all of baseball. And Jerry Reinsdorf owns this team why? Beats me.