Saturday, January 16, 2016

As Different as Night and Day


 Here’s the difference between Cubs’ fans and White Sox fans: Say some Cubs’ fans find themselves on a latter-day Titanic.  They’d all be telling one another, “Hey, half of the ship is still above water.”  Standing next to them is a couple of Sox fans.  One looks to the other and sighs, “The good part of this tub’s already sunk.”

Yesterday, the Cubs Convention opened downtown.  Fans were crawling out of the woodwork to line up and drink the Cubbie Kool-Aid.  Next weekend is SoxFest.  Right now, people in the Sox front office are drawing straws to see who has to go on stage first; nobody wants to face a room full of hungry, grumpy lions.  It’s that or the deep blue sea.

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