The Last Straw

First a bold rebuild and now this:  The White Sox have banned plastic straws from Guaranteed Rate Whatever.  According to a press release on the team website, “The White Sox will become the first team in Major League Baseball to serve drinks during games without an accompanying plastic straw,” beginning, of course, on Earth Day.  That was last Sunday, when the Sox rolled over 7-1 to the Astros.  Luckily, no aquatic wildlife was endangered by that outcome.  Now, if fans can just break the age-old habit of drinking beer through a straw….