Is This Anything?

David Letterman used to do a bit on Late Night, “Is This Anything?” I wonder what he and bandleader Paul Shaffer would decide about the Marlins’ decision this week to create a new position, vice president of diversity, equality and inclusion. Team CEO Derek Jeter sure sounded impressed with what his organization had done, by “reinforcing our organizational priority to exceed expectations in the areas of diversity, equity and inclusion,” as Jeter put it in a statement released by the team. Inclusion. Does that mean women in the dugout as coaches and players? If not, in the end it won’t float and won’t mean anything.