I Thought Not

Sisyphus had a shot at making it to the top of the hill, the White Sox of going over .500. Then Lance Lynn took the mound. Three homeruns later, the Sox lost 6-3 and slipped back under the mark that separates good teams from mediocre ones, and worse. Lynn sounded shell-shocked after the game, speaking in the second person, as if I was the one grooving pitches. Manager Mumbles yet again defended a player who failed to deliver. And Luis Robert sits again on account of “lightheadedness.” Please, Dylan Cease, pitch like you can against the Twins this afternoon. Who knows, maybe Yoan Moncada and Adam Engel will keep hitting behind you. I can hope, can’t I?