Chicken Little

The Bears announced yesterday they intend to focus stadium efforts on Hammond, Indiana, an April Fool of a location if there ever was one. But Lou Canellis of NBC 5 Sports went full Chicken Little. Oh, how his family has held season tickets since the Munsters—hey, why not a location in that Hoosier burg?—played at Wrigley Field, in addition to Soldier Field. Apparently, now the Canellis Clans will fire up the GPS to find the new place. Oh, please. The McCaskeys spent how much to buy 326 acres in Arlington? Oh, right, just north of $197 million. Along the way, they’ve jerked the chain of just about every local official from the Loop to the northwest suburb in question, not to mention Gov. JB Pritzker and members of the General Assembly and some school districts in and around Arlington Heights. Way to make friends, guys. I seriously question if the McCaskeys have ever driven to Hammond; they’d remember, because of traffic (and industrial odors). Let me put it this way—the interstates that cross northwest Indiana have the worst truck traffic I’ve ever had the misfortune of driving in. It ain’t gonna get better on a Sunday night in November. But, hey, it’s the Bears, and stupid is their game. With lemmings like Lou Canellis in tow, they can do whatever they want.