Monday, October 20, 2014

Dressing Down


The Bears stunk up Soldier Field yesterday, losing to the Miami Dolphins by a score of 27-14.  Offensive lineman Kyle Long was so upset he called out one of the culprits, those fans in the stands upset they have yet to see a home win from the 3-4 Bears.  “To be getting booed at home when you’re walking off the field down [just!] two possessions is unacceptable,” lectured Mr. Long.  “Especially when there is not a lot of noise being made on third down [which would have made it hard for the Dolphins to hear their quarterback and, presumably, have led to a turnover or chance for Jay Cutler not to cause one—or two].  Period.

Repeat after me, Bear fans: We must pay, cheer, obey, whatever the score and no matter how much tickets cost.   And never complain about parking that can go for as much as $55 a spot.

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