Saturday, March 18, 2017

Here a Dot, There a Dot


 March Madness, the World Baseball Classic, the International Ice Hockey Federation World Championships: connect the dots, and you’re left with a not-so-pretty picture.

The NCAA men’s Division-I basketball tournament has as much to do with college as root canal.  The WBC exists because major-league baseball tolerates it in a head-scratching sort of way.  And USA Hockey is all bash-brother, no Gretzky in intent.  The one thing they have in common is growing the brand, as the kids in marketing say these days.  Love of sports be damned.

D-I basketball and football basically exist as the minor leagues for the NBA and NFL, which is fine to a point.  Just don’t pretend it’s college in the same way most people experience it.  Northwestern along with the Ivy League, Stanford and a few other D-I schools stand out as exceptions to that ever-so-depressing rule.  The WBC?  ’Nough said.

Which leaves the U.S. women’s national hockey team, boycotting the upcoming world championships to protest the lack of financial support from their parent organization.  In response, USA Hockey is threatening to use replacement players, or perhaps you say “scabs.”  Nothing signals contempt in sports so much as when the people in power decide to replace players because of a labor dispute.  God bless Peter Angelos, owner of the Orioles in 1994, for refusing to go along with the baseball owners’ plan to start the season with replacement/scabs, a move that would have brought Cal Ripken’s consecutive-game streak to a premature end.  Apparently, none of the other owners or Commissioner Bud Selig had considered the consequences of instituting pretend baseball.

People love sports because it long ago became part of our collective DNA.  I just wish it didn’t feel like an inherited disease so much of the time.

 

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