I apologize to
Matt Davidson of the White Sox for making fun of the way he talks. To his credit, Davidson tries hard to explain
his struggles as a major-league hitter.
I have no idea what Cubs’ manager Joe Maddon is saying, let alone
thinking.
After last Sunday’s
14-3 drubbing by the Pirates, Maddon came pretty close to talking in tongues
during the post-game press conference.
He said he had hoped the Cubs would be doing better “but this is our
reality. You deal with reality, you
don’t deal with theory. Theory is
wonderful, and theory and reality coming together in a positive moment is
always a good thing, but our theory and reality have not met yet.”
In comparison to
that, Matt Davidson is a model of clarity.
Joe Maddon sounds more and more like a shorter version of Phil Jackson.
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