The idea was for the Yankees to
play the White Sox next month in a nationally televised game from the “Field of
Dreams” in Dyersville, Iowa. That was
before COVID-19. Now comes news that the
game is still on, but with the Cardinals in place of the Yankees. Less travel and possible exposure to the
coronavirus, you know.
And what about those temporary
stands meant for 8,000 lucky spectators?
Apparently, they’ve been built or are in the process of being built, but
no word on how many, if any, fans will be allowed to watch in person. I get a feeling there are a lot of hotels;
motels; bed-and-breakfasts; and restaurants in eastern Iowa that aren’t too
happy right about now. Sorry, guys. This is what can happen when you partner with
the national pastime.
Allow me to offer a few
suggestions, to help the ratings if not the local economy. Why not bring in a bunch of mediums, you
know, the people who say they can talk to the dead? Have them contact members of the Black Sox
and invite them to watch along. If Shoeless
Joe and company jump into the mediums’ bodies, have everyone all dressed up in
1919 uniforms.
Better yet, beseech the Black Sox to
come as their incorporeal selves and walk through the stands; that would be
neat. No, wait. Have them come in through the corn! Luis Robert, meet Happy Felsch. Happy, this is Luis. Any tips for the young man, Mr. Felsch?
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