Riddle Me This, Bears' Fans

How often does a 24-10 loss feel more like 240-10? Are the Bears what the ‘’62 Mets would look like as a football team? If Matt Nagy is such a good coach, why does he keep making Rick Renteria look like a genius? How much would the Rams be willing to bribe the NFL to schedule a game against the Bears every season? How much to put them in the same conference? Why do the Bears bother with an offensive line? They could save on the salaries with a long snapper hiking the ball to the “quarterback.” Or they could just punt on first down. Why do the Bears bother with a running game? If penalties reflect coaching, why was Akiem Hicks still in the game after picking up his fourth penalty in the third quarter? Hicks looked like a cartoon character diving into that pile of players at the goal line. Why did the Bears draft tight end Cole Kmet? I mean, he looks to be good, when he gets a chance. Wasn’t there a Mitch Trubisky-type player available? Was the fan noise intended to drown out laughter coming from the Rams’ sideline at Nagy’s play calling? If there were no fans in the stands, why did the wrap-around video board keep showing cheerleaders? With its ability to generate electronic messages, was the roof of SoFi Stadium sending out “Ha-ha” and “Bears Suck” for alien passersby to see?