Sounds Familiar

Oh, boy. The Munsters lost yesterday in D.C. 18-15 on a Hail Mary pass play that started with cornerback Tyrique Stevenson busy taunting Washington fans instead of being in position. Then, Stevenson ended up tipping the ball into the hands of Commanders’ receiver Noah Brown. Oh, Bears. Wait, there’s more. Stevenson, who also picked up an unnecessary roughness penalty and got beat on a 61-yard reception, didn’t address the media after the game. Coach Matt Eberflus and tight end Cole Kmet did but needed to say different things. Eberflus talked taking lessons from the game while Kmet offered that “to obsess over the result of what happened I think is just a little immature.” Kmet then clarified that he was referring to players, not reporters. Whatever and whichever. He’s wrong either way. One game in the NFL is equivalent to nine games in MLB. That means the Bears now find themselves on what would be a nine-game losing streak for a baseball team. At nine games, I want my manager ticked and demanding accountability from his players, his staff and himself. Mickey Mouse was incapable to doing that, which is one of the reasons he’s now an ex-manager. If there’s a silver lining in this Bears’ loss, it’s that Eberflus will be joining him in the unemployment line sooner than later.