Deliverance

Deliver me, oh Lord, from the plague known as professional football. I fear that those who call the land around Lake Michigan home will devolve into creatures capable of speaking only in a series of “Huts!” and “Omahas!”, with the occasional grunt thrown in. And our media is leading the way. The hard-copy Sun-Times sports’ section went four pages deep in football coverage before offering anything on the Cubs or Sox. A team that won’t play its next regular-season game for close to six months got equal coverage with the two teams just four games into their 162-game season. Mercy. The hard-copy Tribune sports’ section is next to worthless. The Sox started their game against the Marlins at 5:40 our time, and they still couldn’t do a story or box score; for that, I have to wait till tomorrow. I could—and did—go online for said story, but electronic Trib sports is just as Bears-focused as the hard-copy Trib, which had a front-page story on Coach Ben Johnson. Last I checked, Johnson still lost the last game he coached his team, and it wasn’t the Super Bowl. Miguel Vargas had a grand slam and six RBIs in a 9-4 win, in case you were wondering.