Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A Chip off the Old Block


There have been times when I’ve advised my daughter to watch what she says at a ballgame; she wears her White Sox allegiance on her sleeve, so to speak, along with an intense dislike for a certain North Side team.  But Saturday Clare and her fiancé Chris were going to Guaranteed Whatever Field, so I knew anything uttered about the Cubs would fall on friendly ears.  Little did I know just how positive a message she would wear.

Yes, wear, because Clare had on a tee-shirt inscribed, “I still call it Comiskey.”  People went up to her and told her how much they liked it, as well they should.  The White Sox used to have a ballpark; now they have a name problem, among so many others.  I dream of a day when all those bricks from the park that were given away will become part of an effort to rebuild what was hailed as the “Baseball Palace of the World.”

Speaking of which, Cubs’ TV announcer Len Kasper said something on the air Sunday that verged on blasphemy.  Kasper said that if he were to build his dream ballpark, it would have posts so that the upper deck could extend down to the edge of the field.  This was the first time I ever heard an announcer, for any team, venture an opinion so far off the beaten path of conventional sports’ wisdom.  If Kasper isn’t careful, the MLB Thought Police will drag him away to a reeducation camp, to learn the benefits of the cantilever, and how sad that would be.

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