Friday, June 23, 2017

Keep Your Shirt On


One year in high school, Clare posed for a softball picture, her bat behind her back and cradled in the crux of her arms.  The effect was to make a certain body feature stick out, for what in the old days would have been referred to as a “cheesecake” shot.

Women athletes are forever facing whispers about their sexuality, which they respond to with cheesecake, viz., the inevitable swimsuit photo shoot and/or calendar.  If only looking at bare skin made men more amenable to the notion of social equality.  I doubt that it does, but ESPN evidently thinks otherwise.  How else to explain its magazine’s “body issue”?
It features both male and female athletes in the buff, with the naughty bits (sorry, I couldn’t help myself) artfully concealed.  This year’s edition will include Javy Baez of the Cubs.  No doubt, Baez will say all the right things about body image and how we should all accept ourselves.  But that won’t change the fact he’s turned himself into a kind of cheesecake that should have spoiled a long time ago.         

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