Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Why I Hate Cubs' Fans


This is a textbook example of how Cubs’ fans act.  In last night’s 3-2 Cubs’ win over San Diego, Padres’ hitter Yangervis Solarte homered to left.  It wasn’t enough for the Cubbie troll to throw the ball back on the field (Note to Cubs’ fans: the run still counts), no, he had to flip Solarte a double bird.  Never has a TV camera cut away so quickly.

And what is the proper way to deal with an opponent’s homerun ball, you might ask?  Why, on the South Side we know not to throw away any souvenir that falls from the sky.  We accept any and all such gifts and will even sing our thanks with serenades of “Na-Na, Hey-Hey, Goodbye.”  Sox win, Sox win. 

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