John Schnatter, the
founder of Papa John’s Pizza, thinks his business has taken a hit because of NFL
player protests during the national anthem; by the pizza king’s way of tihnking,
peasant heads should roll for such impertinence. “NFL leadership has hurt Papa John’s
shareholders,” Schnatter complained recently.
You have to wonder if he’s ever tried to eat what he sells. Who eats this stuff, or Domino’s Pizza Hut or
Little Cesar’s?
Actually, I do know,
and a lot of the time it’s travel teams far away from home. I can’t tell you the number of times a pizza
“party” featured one of the above brands.
Melted cheese on gooey white bread, yum.
Probably the only thing worse than a meal of pretend pizza was the time
the geniuses in charge of Clare’s travel team junior year in high school let
the girls vote on where to eat, and for whatever reason they picked
Hooter’s. I kid you not. Talk about a lack of adult leadership.
Now that my one and
only has aged out of travel softball, I’ve stopped eating hot cheese on goop. Maybe NFL fans are starting to catch on, too.
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