Sunday, November 25, 2018

Easy for You to Say


I don’t get sportswriters, at least those who write for themselves.  Take this guy in the Sun-Times who did a column the other day titled, “Hey, Bulls, it’s tanks-giving.”  The point of his piece is that the Bulls need to lose more.  Apparently, any team committed to a rebuild has to “expect at least four consecutive lottery years.”  Oh, yum.

So, in order to win at some indefinite point down the road, the Bulls are supposed to rest Zach LaVine a lot and go slow on Lauri Markkanen’s return to play.  Plus, “when playing bum teams such as Cleveland, Atlanta and Phoenix, insert bum lineups.”  Of course, the sportswriter gets to crack wise whenever he wants about the losing and the bums, when it should stop and who’s to blame for the state of affairs.

This is offensive for about as many reasons as you have fingers.  To embrace losing, for whatever reason and whatever length of time, goes against everything sports purports to stand for.  It’s a good thing they don’t do rebuilds with Olympic teams.  You’d have runners doing the 100-yard dash sitting down, silly for the Olympics yet expected of any professional team undergoing a rebuild.

News-flash to Mr. Sportswriter: No professional athlete considers himself a bum, or he wouldn’t risk his body game after game.  Whatever the sport, they all want to be sprinters with a shot at the medal.  To advocate for a team to fill up its roster with “bums” is beyond cynical; it’s perverse.  So, when these athletes were kids, their parents and coaches were supposed to tell them, “One day you’ll grow up to be a bum on the Bulls”?  I would hope not.

Then again, maybe there are parents who raised their son to be a bum on the Sun-Times.

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