Monday, February 10, 2020

Look Away, Look Away


There I was peddling away on the exercycle Saturday afternoon when I happened upon the Seattle Dragons/D.C. Defenders’ season opener of the XFL.  Let’s just say near mid-February football didn’t exactly hold my interest.
Eight teams with 416 players will try to make their way without me through a ten-game regular season and two-game postseason, with half the teams qualifying.  Everything wraps up April 26, barring any earlier collapse.  At the risk of sounding way too judgmental, how sad.
The odds for anyone jumping from the XFL to the NFL are at best 416-1; outside of providing a treasure trove of sports’ trivia, the XFL is unlikely to leave much of an impression once it goes the way of all non-NFL football leagues.  The World Football League gave us the “dickerod.”  What will it be for the XFL?
About the only thing the existence of the XFL proves is that de facto semi-pro football can draw a crowd—17,163 at the Dragons-Defenders’ game—and, more importantly, a television audience, at least at the outset; between them, ESPN and Fox are committed to broadcasting all regular-season and playoff games.  Why not broadcast independent-league baseball, then?  The quality of play is pretty much the same.  Maybe baseball fans know better than to watch an inferior product.  Maybe football is less a sport than an addiction.
According to the Sporting News website, the X in XFL stands for “Nothing at all.”  It’s a safe bet the same holds true for the other two letters.  

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