Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Send in the Clowns


I bristle at the argument that baseball, or any other professional sport, is mere entertainment.  If so, then why the fuss over PEDs’ use or sign stealing?  Integrity is essential to sports; in entertainment, it’s little more than a character trait.  Then along comes the commissioner’s office yesterday proposing a playoff format Clare calls “straight out of Bozo buckets.”  For you non-Chicagoans out there, just cue the circus music.  Same thing.
The idea is to add two more playoff teams from each league; abolish the one-game wild card “play in”; give the team in each league with the best record a first-round bye; and have a best-out-of-three first round where the other two division winners would pick who they want to play from the bottom three wild-card teams.  Let me repeat that: Teams would pick who they want to play.  This is pure Bozo buckets, which is why other elements of the proposal aren’t worth talking about.
Oh, but MLB.com/Pravda sure liked it, cooing over a possible “Selection Sunday.”  Why, just hours after the end of the regular season the post-season “could begin with a dramatic live television show during which two teams from each league would have the ability to select their first-round opponents.”  Yeah, maybe by tossing a cream pie in their opponent’s face.
Monkey see, monkey do.  Baseball sees basketball thinking about changing things up with an in-season tournament and wants to get in on the action.  God forbid the viewing public thinks MLB is some old stick-in-the-mud.  Give the customers what they want—that’s entertainment.
Fans be damned.

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