The
White Sox couldn’t be bothered to score more than one run yesterday, so Chris
Sale lost 2-1, despite striking out 12 in 6-2/3 innings and giving up but three
hits to Tampa. On Saturday, the White
Sox couldn’t be bothered to protect a one-run lead in the bottom of the eighth as
Alexi shortstop Ramirez started throwing the ball every which way but for an
out. On Friday the White Sox couldn’t be
bothered because John Danks was pitching, and Danks turns everyone into Joe DiMaggio.
Manager
Robin Ventura couldn’t be bothered to show up for the weekend series because he
had a graduation in the family. The
general manager can’t be bothered to hold staff and roster accountable because
he’s too busy drafting the owner’s grandson.
And free-agent acquisition Adam LaRoche can’t be bothered to hit, what
with his ZZ Top beard to go with his boatload of strikeouts (and creepy stares
back to the catcher after he’s punched out).
The
entire team can’t be bothered to notice their season is circling the
drain. Maybe next year.
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