Sunday, April 3, 2016

Almost Funny


I ran across two cringe-worthy items in the paper this morning.  The first was a prediction from a USA Today sportswriter that the Red Sox would be in the World Series.  Really?  How exactly is that going to happen with Pablo Sandoval and Hanley Ramirez on the roster?  Those two come with bloated contracts, bad attitudes and big waistlines; Sandoval and Ramirez probably rung in the New Year with a combined weight closer to 500 pounds than 400.  Let’s check on the standings come June to see how close those Red Sox are to clinching—or from the basement in the AL East.

And then I see that U.S. Cellular will be offering a Hooters buffalo chicken sandwich.  God knows, I love women and the female figure.  I do not, however, love it when women are made to walk around half-dressed in order to pick up extra tip money.  No, they won’t be doing that at the Cell, unless the idea is to get grease burns over 50 percent of the server’s body.  But why is Hooters at the Cell in the first place?  This “business” sends a bad message to everyone’s daughter.  Hold the sauce.

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