Sunday, September 17, 2017

In the Land of Make-believe


The Oakland A’s have announced a new stadium plan, again.  It’s probably more accurate to say another “idea” or, if you lean toward the cynical, “pipe dream.”

Whatever your term of preference, the A’s want to move closer to downtown Oakland (forget Gertrude Stein’s “There is no there there” putdown of San Francisco’s poor relation) with the requisite water backdrop.  But we’re not just talking baseball here, no sir.  Why, according to team president Dave Kaval, the project will entail building “a ballpark bigger than baseball, a gathering place to bring our community together.”   Truly, W.P. Kinsella couldn’t have said it better.

But that doesn’t mean Kaval knows what he’s talking about.  For openers, seating capacity for the new stadium is pegged at 35,000.  Pardon me to invoke the law of supply and demand, but the fewer seats available the higher the ticket prices.  How will that bring a community together?  And how will the A’s finance their new home?  They say it’s going to be private funding, which would be great, but we’re talking about a team with the second-worst attendance in MLB and one with a well-earned reputation for doing things on the cheap since the days of Charlie O. Finley.

Maybe the A’s will sell shares in the Brooklyn Bridge to raise the necessary revenue.  You never know.

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