Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The State of Human Existence


In this part of the universe, the sooner you realize you live in a Bears’ world, the better—or not.  The bite is that it doesn’t matter because all the media here knows is Bears-Bears-Bears, 24/7.

Given the American fixation on football, this shouldn’t be too much of a surprise.  I’m sure other parts of the country are the same way, the difference being that New Englanders are a whole lot happier being bombarded with Patriots’ news, 24/7.  Heck, 49ers’ fans have a franchise history that could pretty much go toe-to-toe with the Bears’, and their rebuild leapfrogged over ours with the acquisition of a good, young quarterback to go with a good, young offensively-minded head coach.  And what is Chicago media fixated on?  Why, the John Fox death watch, of course.

Think about it.  Going into the last week of the 2015 regular season, no one outside of the White Sox fan base cared whether or not Sox manager Robin Ventura was returning.  Ventura’s stepping down and Rick Renteria replacing him registered as a mere blip on the Chicago sports’ landscape, rendered nearly invisible by college and, yes, Bears’ news (along with the Cubs’ run to the World Series).

Maybe I should consider getting my news off my iphone; that way I could structure what if any sports to get.  That sure beats the Sun-Times, which adorned its back page today with a big picture of a scruffy-bearded Fox, to be followed by seven pages devoted to pro and college football.  (Technically, the Bears fall under the “pro” category, though I think the semi-pro Owls from the 1960s could give them a run.)

Due to its “broadsheet” format, the Tribune could afford to be generous and fit in Bulls’ and Blackhawks’ stories to go along with its near half-page photo of quarterback Mitch Trubisky.  You see, Trubisky is the bright future and Fox the soon-to-be-discarded past.  I hope so, because a universe devoted to so much crappy football isn’t one I want to live in, not once you factor in the cold and the snow.

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