Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Winter Gibber


A columnist in the Sun-Times today took it upon himself to fan the flames of Ohtani Mania.  Not only did he refer to the “Babe Ruth of Japan” who comes with a 100 mph fastball, but he found a reason why Shohei Ohtani would want to play for the Cubs.  It’s manager Joe Maddon, of course.
It seems that Maddon wanted to experiment with the two-way player idea when he managed in the minors but couldn’t get the OK.  So, why not indulge Maddon then, on the big-league stage?  Let me count the ways.
First, where are you going to put Ohtani, given that he projects as a corner outfielder in the National League (as opposed to an American League dh)?  Team president Theo Epstein has Kyle Schwarber, his human good-luck charm, in left and Jason Heyward, his $184 million albatross, in right.  Tell me, where does that leave Ohtani?
And when will sportswriters stop talking about Babe Ruth and start considering the physical challenges involved in trying to pitch and hit fulltime in the majors?  Can a body hold up over the course of a season?  Calling Dr. (Mike) Marshall, calling Dr. Marshall, or any other kinesiologist with an understanding of what athletes put their bodies through.
But, hey, it’s December and a guy has got to fill his column up with something.  Too bad it’s so much gibberish.

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