Tool and Fool, Review

The Bears lost to the Titans yesterday by a score of 24-17, or was it 240-7? All you need to know about the game is that Tennessee spotted the visitors two touchdowns in the fourth quarter and still walked away with the win. Here’s my favorite play(s) of the game, third quarter, fourth and one at the Tennessee 31. The Bears decide to go for it, only they get called for two, that’s right, two, false-start penalties. Call in the clowns, or Bears’ punter Patrick O’Donnell, whoever can find his way onto the field without incurring a yellow flag. Honorable mention for favorite play—an eleven-yard run on a fake punt. That was the longest run all day for the Munsters. Coach Matt Nagy still seems confused when and how to use timeouts, but cut him some slack. Nagy’s boss, GM Ryan Pace, stuck him with a mediocre offensive line, now made infinitely worse by multiple injuries and a COVID-19 positive test. Speaking of Pace, funny how he’s made like Elvis and left the room, the planet, this plane of existence…