Diabolical Plan

Finally, I see the method in the madness—the Bears want to flood the NFL with crap, aka ex-Bears’ quarterbacks. Now, that’s how you guarantee victory. Take a look at yesterday, when they faced Mike Glennon and the Giants. That’s the same Mike Glennon Bears’ GM Ryan Pace signed to a big contract back in 2017. Glennon was before Mitch Trubisky and Nick Foles and Andy Dalton and Justin Fields. And how did Glennon do against his old team? He netted a -10 passing yards. You can’t make this stuff up. Now, if Trubisky, Foles and Dalton all start for different teams next year, and they’re all on the Bears’ schedule, and Glennon stays around for another start against the Munsters, that’s four wins minimum the easy way. And let’s not forget ex-coaches. Lovie Smith was 0-2 against his former team after he moved on to coach Tampa Bay. What the Bears have to do is figure out a way to get other teams to hire their ex-coaches. If Matt Nagy goes somewhere like Minnesota, there’s wins five and six next season. Why isn’t John Fox or Marc Trestman back coaching? Well, we all know why, but it’s January and you can dream.