Lost in Translation

My daughter is nothing if not surprising. She called me yesterday on her way to an eye appointment and let me know that Ozzie Guillen was busy being Ozzie on twitter. Clare follows the ex-White Sox manager, and who could blame her? The man has opinions but no filter or inside voice, at least none I’ve ever detected. Here’s the thing—Clare called after reading the tweet in Spanish. Seems that Ozzie professed his affection for David Ortiz before saying he’s not a first-round HOFer. Apparently, Ozzie thinks Sammy Sosa should get in ahead of Big Papi. Really? Is there a second April Fool’s Day I don’t know about? Seriously? It should be interesting to see how Ozzie explains himself in English. Like I said, no filter.