Star(r) It Is

Well, that didn’t take long, forty days (and nights?) to be exact. Now that he’s had enough of the wife and kids, Tom Brady has decided to unretire. No Ted Williams for Brady. More like Bart Starr in decline. I wonder, would Brady play a full seventeen-game season if he stunk from day one? If he was injured on Opening Day, would he try to come back? What if the injury contributed to the stink? Will another Updike capture his last throw or play from center? Would Brady acknowledge the crowd? So many questions he could have avoided.