Not T-Ball

The Bad Sox finished a three-game sweep of the Good Sox with a 2-1 win yesterday afternoon. This time, the White Sox had pitching but next to no hitting, as in seven singles. A lefthanded starter, eek! After the game manager Vibes Venable made comments fit for a t-ball coach handing out participation trophies at the end of the season. “We just got beat,” Venable informed reporters of the obvious. “We tried to make a bunch of adjustments. These guys were working really hard pregame to solve for some of these dynamic [!!] fastballs these lefties had and we weren’t able to solve for it. I don’t want to label this one a slump, but [it was] a series where we weren’t able to produce offensively, which is something we are used to doing.” [story in today’s Tribune] Where to start? Oh, I know: “working really hard pregame to solve for some of these dynamic fastballs” the Red Sox were throwing. First, pregame doesn’t count for anything, or at least it didn’t this series. Professional ballplayers are supposed to work really hard. That’s why they’re professional ballplayers. Second, those “dynamic” pitches thrown by Boston starter Patrick Sandoval were part of his first start since June 21, 2024, when a left-elbow injury sidelined him for two-plus tears. Funny how Randal Grichuk and Miguel Vargas looked like they were facing Randy Johnson in his prime. It’s simple—if the Sox don’t hit lefties, they can’t win. And the A’s are scheduled to start Jacob Lopez, a lefty with a 7.04 ERA. Let me repeat. If the Sox don’t hit…