Throw a Righty Against the White Sox—

And you’re asking for trouble. That’s what the A’s did yesterday, and it led to a 9-1 drubbing at The Rate. Noah Schultz, aka The Tall Enigma, put his team in an early 1-0 hole by serving up a two-out gopher ball in the top of the first inning to Shea Langeliers, but Sam Antonacci took care of that with a leadoff homer of his own, thank you very much. More hits and runs followed, capped by a three-run line drive off the bat of Braden Montgomery that just cleared the fence in right to finish off a six-run inning. After that, Schultz pitched up to his potential, tossing five innings while giving up just four hits and no walks. With that, we come to the All-Star break, the unofficial halfway mark of the season; at 50-45, the Sox passed that point a few games ago. What happens next? As long as it’s nothing dumb, who cares? Dumb would be GM Chris Getz trading young talent for a rental player or two. Nope. Challenge the coaching staff to do their jobs. If they come through, the Sox win the Central Division, and maybe get a shoutout from the Pope in Rome. It’s as simple as that.