He Can Run, But He Can’t Hide

The White Sox are off to their worst-ever start (15-41, one worse than the ’62 Mets after 56 games) with their worst-ever manager for more than a cup of coffee. Mickey Mouse checks in with a .349 winning percentage after last night’s 7-2 loss to the Blue Jays. Flat or not? You be the judge. Deep down, Mouse must know how bad things are, which would explain the story in today’s Sun-Times. Mouse said he talks and texts with Jerry Reinsdorf on a regular basis and, “Nobody wants to win more than he does.” Mouse also called the Sox owner a “smart, smart business guy and baseball guy.” I don’t know what’s worse, Mouse saying it or believing it.