Saturday, November 30, 2013

Intern cum Apprentice

 
Back in the proverbial day, a college job bore little to no relation to the rest of your life.  Otherwise, I’d still be stocking shelves at Walgreens or dealing with eight-year olds at a daycare center on the North Side.  My, how times have changed.

It’s not the job so much, which is good because Clare has spent the last four years working in the football office at Elmhurst (Coach Clare a da Bears), as the internship.  Who came up with this idea?  I mean, it’s not enough for families to cover tuition along with room and board.  Now, students have to work unpaid internships in what may or may not prove to be their future profession.  How do you spell indentured servitude for the 21st century?

Yesterday, Clare reached the 200-hour mark required for her internship.  In other words, she took her classes, worked and interned with the athletic departments at Benedictine University and Immaculate Conception High School.  The good news is that IC is a five-minute walk from the Elmhurst campus.

For better or worse, the internship has propelled Clare well out of her comfort zone.  She’s kept score for volleyball and basketball, worked the clock at games and written a media guide.  Now, we argue who had it harder, me keeping the book for varsity softball (scoring games plus doing team stats) and tracking the pitchers (first-pitch strikes, walks, strikeouts, ERA and pitch counts) or Clare doing stats for sports she’s never played.  Of course, I think I had it harder.  Try sharing the dugout with someone as intense as Ted Williams.

From what I gather, the refs are about as (in)competent as umps, plus they like to flirt; one ref we know from high school softball.  According to Clare, he spit on the basketball court floor during a recent game and didn’t care who saw.  Now, there’s the wide world of sports for you, up close and unfiltered.  

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