Wednesday, July 16, 2014

All-Star Lessons


Well, the good news is the American League won last night, 5-3; Alexi Ramirez actually got a hit; and I get a pizza.  The bad news is Fox broadcast the game, which went on and on….

The game also highlighted one of my pet peeves, Chicago’s inability to find homegrown talent.  Twins’ fans went crazy when Pat Neshek and Glen Perkins were introduced; they’re both local boys.  Neshek has a funky sidearm delivery that looks to be almost windmill.  He was a free agent over the winter, but the White Sox took a pass.  We found other pitchers to sign, although none of them comes close to Neshek’s .70 ERA/4-0 record with the Cardinals.  We have, however, constructed a bullpen with thirteen blown saves.

Ex-Twin Jack Morris, another Minnesotan, was on hand for the festivities, and I’ll bet Kent Hrbek was, too.  We just don’t scout local talent like that in Chicago.  No, we let Curtis Granderson sign with the Tigers and Kirby Puckett go to the…Twins, of course.

But I am expecting the Sox and Cubs to announce a joint venture, the first-ever baseball academy at the South Pole, to be followed by a satellite facility on the moon.

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