Authorities
in Erie County, New York, have decided not to prosecute the Black Hawks’
Patrick Kane on rape charges following an early morning incident at his
suburban-Buffalo mansion in August. Kane
released a statement through the team which stated in part, “I have repeatedly
said that I did nothing wrong.” Sorry, Patrick,
but that’s open to debate.
On
the night in question, you and a friend picked up two women in a bar and
brought them back to your place. You
either had sex with the other woman (who did not file a complaint); watched
other people have sex; or left other people, including two strangers, to do
whatever they wanted at your house in the middle of the night while you read a
book—right—played video games or went to bed.
How is any of the above not wrong?
To
stay out of future trouble, may I suggest the Ed and Mary Ann Bukowski
test? Just ask yourself if what you’re
about to do will cause loved ones to rise out of their graves to beat the bejesus
out of you for being stupid. If the
answer is Yes, then don’t. It’s that
simple.
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