A
Tree Falls…
This
is how the White Sox lost in Florida yesterday afternoon, with the tying run
thrown out at home. It looked like the
Marlins’ catcher was blocking the plate without the ball, and the Sox
challenged the ruling, to no avail, so no three-game sweep.
After
the game, manager Robin Ventura said, “You get a hit, and you make them make a
good play, and they did. It was a great
throw.” Ventura also liked how his team
went “about it and put some at-bats together.
You just come up short.” Oh
brother, do they.
What
should’ve happened at the end of the game was Ventura doing his best Lou Piniella/Earl
Weaver imitation. Demand a review, then
complain that it took all of 15 seconds—I’m not making that up—to decide on a
play that literally ended the game. Then
go into the postgame news conference and let the media know you’re playing the
game under protest. For added measure,
blast the vagueness of the Posey Rule, re-enact how the catcher was blocking
the plate without the ball. Finally, say
something along the lines of “What was my guy supposed to do, barrel into the
catcher? God forbid.” Last but not least, make sure you’ve said enough
to earn a big fat fine.
For better or worse,
a team takes on the personality of its manager.
Robin Ventura is mellow to the point of comatose. Players feel it, and I suspect umpires act on
it; three close calls all went against the Sox in that game, and not once did Ventura
make like Piniella-Weaver. When I told
Clare how they lost, she said, “That’s what happens when you suck. Nobody cares.” Again, out of the mouth of a child comes
unheeded wisdom.
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