MLB has decided to devote a
website to all things (professionally) minor league, which is nice because it saves
me time from having to go from team website to team website to see how White
Sox affiliates did the night before.
And, of course, there are stories on all the up-and-coming players. Why, just the other day I read about a
pitcher from New Zealand the Phillies had signed.
Let’s see. Part of New Zealand stretches south of
Australia, which means MLB is inching closer to Antarctica. I figure it’s only a matter of time before
teams start holding tryouts for penguins, provided they’re male. Because we all know there couldn’t possibly
be a single female in all the world who could play in the major leagues,
right? A pitcher from New Zealand has
more talent, just like those two pitchers from India who were signed by the
Pirates in 2009 after winning a throwing contest/reality show. What were their names again?
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