Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Not Their Type


When he threw a first-half touchdown pass against the Bears Sunday night, the Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes did a little taunting, nothing offensive, but something that let the world know he knew.  And what exactly did Mahomes do?  He counted off all ten of his fingers, as in “I was drafted tenth [in 2017], eight places behind your guy [Mitch Trubisky].”

In McCaskey World, that’s a bigtime no-no, one might even say a mortal sin.  The Bears expect two things out of their players, to shut up and stay out of jail.  If it comes down to one, better to shut up.

Mike Ditka couldn’t shut up, so he was shipped off to Philadelphia, for an underperforming quarterback, of course.  It was only when George Halas had a moment of clarity on his death bed that Ditka was welcomed back to coach.  Let me repeat here—it took Halas on his death bed to see the world as most other humans do.

The only permissible talk at Halas Hall is happy-talk, or as you might call it these days, Nagy-talk.  Head coach Matt Nagy was at it again Monday, saying how his players “are great kids.”  Yo, Matt, they’re professional football players and adults.  You might consider treating them as such.
And along the way, realize some people have personalities greater than a wallflower.    

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