Garbage, and not the Band

Three times yesterday, the White Sox had the lead over the Rays, and three times Tampa tied the game. Naturally, the third time proved a charm, with the Rays scoring three runs in the ninth, two with two out, to win 5-3 and sweep the series. What a load of…garbage. Where to start? Let’s start with the hitting, or lack thereof. What Casey Stengel once said about catchers and passed balls applies—in spirit—here. You don’t hit, you don’t win, and the Sox don’t hit. It was another day, another bunch of whiffs for Munetaka Murakami, as in three. Murakami has now struck out 26 times in 60 at-bats. Somewhere, Dave Nicholson shakes his head in disbelief. Signing Murakami was one of GM Chris Getz’s big offseason moves. The other was taking the money he saved from dumping Luis Robert Jr. and using it to sign Seranthony Dominguez to close. Now, not only does Getz’s team lack a centerfielder (how long until Luisangel Acuna gets sent down?), they don’t seem to have much of a closer, either. Dominguez fell behind 3-1 to Junior Caminero to start the ninth before delivering a sinker right in Caminero’s wheelhouse, thank you very much. Wait, there’s more. After getting an out, Dominguez gave up a single and a walk. Wait, there’s more. Then, he hit a batter. Wait, there’s more. Manager Vibes Venable brought in Lucas Sims, who apparently was so excited over striking out Jake Fraley he faced, he walked the next two. Game over. But, yes, you have to wait, because there’s more. After the game, Venable offered to reporters, “I think it was one of those [days] where he didn’t have his best stuff. He wasn’t able to command the ball.” [today’s Trib] Ya think? Now, tell me this, Vibes. Isn’t it the job of the manager and his coaches to get his closer ready, and, if he isn’t, to move quickly to minimize the damage? Only Vibes decided to go with an opener again, this time Jordan Leasure. Maybe one day Commissioner Rob Manfred will change the rules and allow a pitcher to return after being lifted, like in spring training. But, until then, you use a reliever to open, and you can’t bring him back in the ninth. Anthony Kay followed Leasure and went just 2.2 innings. Why didn’t Kay start? Maybe because this organization is clueless and content with garbage results. Right now, they have the worst record in baseball at 6-13 and are on a pace to lose 111 games, which would be the fourth straight season of 100-plus losses. Maybe they think a new stadium in the South Loop will fix everything. Yeah, that’s it. Only 10,128 showed up on a beautiful Thursday afternoon on account of location, not performance. What a load…