Good Pitching, Bad Hitting

If good pitching stops good hitting, the White Sox have one and not the other. Nationals 2 Sox 1 in ten innings. I don’t want to get too excited, but rightie Sean Burke does seem to be figuring things out on the mound. Yesterday, he threw 7.1 scoreless—and walk-free—innings, only to have his teammates strike out thirteen times. And that’s actually an improvement over Saturday, when they whiffed fourteen times in ten innings. We turn our lonely eyes to you, Braden Montgomery. Speaking of which, the Luisangel Acuna watch continues. Acuna’s BA has hit .179 and shows no signs of stopping its downward spiral there. Did I mention Derek Hill, with his one RBI in 34 at-bats or Tanner Murray, with 3 in 28? Murray most likely will be the first of this trio to exit, but only because he hurt his left shoulder making a diving catch in the tenth inning yesterday. The Sox being the Sox, expect them to promote Jarred Kelenic, batting a robust .190 for Triple-A Charlotte. The late, great Bob Newhart used to do a bit about how a roomful of chimps at typewriters would produce the works of Shakespeare over the course of eternity: To be or not to be, that is the @@!#. That’s the White Sox front office, bringing up Noah Schultz, finding a way to tap into Sean Burke’s potential, along with signing Anthony Kay to a two-year deal, even though he has no real future on the South Side. @@!#