This is Progress?

Ask, and ye shall receive. Not really, but the White Sox did call up Sam Antonacci yesterday, and he responded by going 1-for-3 in his major-league debut, with a run scored in an otherwise dreadful 8-3 Sox loss to the Rays. Dreadful why? Because that one hit meant Antonacci ended up with a higher batting average in the lineup than Andrew Benintendi (.178); Munetaka Murakami (.179); Miguel Vargas (.155); and Colson Montgomery (.175). It’s hard to say which of this group looks worst, but Montgomery’s four strikeouts does stand out. Vargas at least makes contact. Did I mention Luisangel Acuna and his .170 BA? My bad, and Chris Getz’s for thinking Acuna is a major-league hitter. Nope. And neither is Tristan Peters, while we’re at it. But these guys continue to see playing time. Why? Speaking of head-scratching moves, Getz sent down Brandon Eisert and replaced him with fellow lefty Tyler Gilbert. Nothing says, “Thank you, Jesus, for this chance,” more than giving up four earned runs in 1.2 innings of work. Just kidding, about the Jesus part. But this team sure could use some divine intervention.