I
used to pick Clare up from grade school to go hitting. Now, we coordinate across state lines. The old way was easier.
My
daughter treats a bat and helmet with the greatest of affection; to her, they
are tools, toys, props and accoutrements.
She is the only person I’ve ever seen make a fashion statement with
sports’ equipment. I take that
back. For Clare, the equipment is the
fashion.
This
was the first time she’d been hitting in months, not that it stopped me from
grumbling through that first token. Then
the rust fell off, and the line drives started.
Remember Batman, the TV series?
Everything became WHACK!
POW!! CRACK!!! I half expected Burgess Meredith to waddle
out from behind the pitching machines and surrender to the forces of good
(hitting).
As
ever, Clare drew an audience of guys, three this time, who had been taking
their hacks in the 80-plus mph cage.
Yeah, let’s see the girl do anything.
Huh? Holy crap! Did you see that? Yes, Batgirl really can turn on a
fastball.
Afterwards,
we talked a little. It’s April, my
daughter wants to be playing, but she’s out of eligibility. She complains that professional softball is a
little, insulated sorority. I complain
it has no deep-pocket investors willing to grow the sport. I look at the MLB standings and see both the
Twins and Braves are 0-9. No sir, we
wouldn’t want women messing up things on those teams. I saw Pablo Sandoval break his belt—or his
gut break his belt—on a swing. Oh, we
can’t spend $95 million on a woman ballplayer.
All
we can do is buy tokens to feed the pitching machines at Stella’s off of Ogden
Avenue.
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