Repent!

This must be how a street preacher feels in the midst of so much sin, only we’re talking the NFL draft instead.  People, get a grip before it’s too late..

Street preacher or zombie watcher, because all I see are fans, sportscasters and sports writers lurching from one football story to the next.  Who’s drafting whom?  Who’s moving up in the draft?  Who’ll go in Day Two?  How ’bout them Bears?  We’re in the fourth week of the baseball season, and I couldn’t find coverage of Chicago teams on one five o’clock newscast.  Jake Arrieta, 5-0 with a 1.00 ERA after beating the Brewers yesterday, was little more than an afterthought on the sports’ pages today, this in Chicago, a Cubs’ town.  All hail, Baal, the one true god.  All hail the NFL, the one true.…