Thursday, August 10, 2017

Top-secret


It’s come to this: Notre Dame has issued a set of rules restricting what can be shown and reported of its football practices.

Coach Brian Kelly doesn’t want the opposition to find out what the Fighting Irish are planning or thinking or which of them has been hurt.  The restrictions are too many and too bizarre to cite here.  Suffice it to say that a department of an institution dedicated to higher learning could pass for the Ministry of Truth a la 1984.

The scary thing is that other college football teams are trying the same out of fear they could lose an edge in the next game.  Guys, what’s new under the sun in your business, I mean, after forward pass?  The trick play by itself doesn’t win the game.  No, it’s knowing when to call the triple-cut-left.

If Kelly were a baseball manager, he wouldn’t let anyone see his starters warming up in the bullpen for fear that someone might see all their pitches.  As my friend Forrest would say, stupid is as stupid does.

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