For the past couple of
weeks, I’ve seen this 30-second NFL commercial broadcast during Bears’
games. It even has a title, “The Will to
Survive,” and features a number of black players, including Dak Prescott and
Von Miller. They’re dressed in animal
skins. Let me repeat that, these African-American
player/actors are dressed in animal skins.
And some of them have staffs—thankfully, not spears—in their hands.
They’re traversing a
forlorn winter landscape, lacking only a mastodon or two to be complete. What a great message: The National Football
League wants to take you back to the Ice Age, when men were men were hunters
and gatherers. Talk about gearing your
message to the man cave.
I also seem to remember
an NFL film from the early ’70s that followed coaches on the sidelines. They all had mics, so you could hear what
they were saying to assistants, players and refs. Hank Stram of the Chiefs was the star of the
show, in my humble opinion. Sharp
dresser (I seem to remember he fancied vests) and sharp talker, Stram was the
man. That’s the image I’d be going for.
On a related note, Clare
texted me yesterday asking who that “smart NFL player” was, with the degree
from a really good school. She meant
John Urschel, who got a bachelor’s and master’s degree in mathematics from Penn
State. The Ravens drafted Urschel, an
offensive lineman, in 2014.
The NFL liked the
idea of having a player who was working on his Ph.D. in mathematics at MIT, so they
did a short film about him; Urschel also did some commercials that played off
his nerdiness. With luck, he banked the
residuals, which will come in handy now that he’s retired. Urschel decided at the start of training camp
in 2017 that he liked math more than football.
But that’s not something the NFL wants to publicize to the man-cave
crowd.
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