Sunday, November 11, 2018

Keep Your Shirt On


This being a Sunday in November with the temperature not expected to crack 40 degrees, you can bet on the clowns coming out in force for the Bears’ game at Soldier Field.  They’ll fall into one of two categories, bare-chested with Bears-colors’ makeup or fully clothed with Bears-colors’ makeup, bears’ head for a cap optional.

What is it about football that makes people want to do this?  Maybe there’s a subconscious need to identify with a (usually stupid) mascot, of which baseball has many, from the White Sox’s Southpaw to the Phillies’ Phanatic.  And let’s not forget the Cubs’ rather sad entry in this category, Clark.  The thing is, outside of those Brewers’ fans who feel the need to put on their Cheeseheads, major-league ballparks are pretty much free of the half-dressed, over-make-upped fans.
Yes, the Indians have that guy who bangs on a kettle drum, but he’s dressed in street clothes, and the Sox from time to time have a guy who shows up as Sox Man, with white socks for ears, but that’s more harmless than anything.  So, I guess it’s a good thing I don’t go to Bears’ games.  I have a very low tolerance for adults playing dress up on a Sunday afternoon.

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