Thursday, July 5, 2018

While You Were Away


While I was busy being the father of the bride and emerging from the attendant fog of wedding toasts and dances, the White Sox announced five international signings, with the players hailing from either Cuba or Venezuela.  If only my team would bother to watch more local TV.

Lately, the Chicago Bandits have been running commercials, and they’re quite good, at least as good as anything proclaiming “Ricky’s boys don’t quit.”  But they can sure stink up the joint.  Somebody from the Sox front office might want to take a trip on the Tollway to the Bandits’ stadium.  Those girls sure look like they don’t quit, either.

Given the inability of Chicago teams to scout talent in their respective backyards, I’d be more than happy to give directions.  Heck, I’ll even drive Rick Hahn out there, no charge.

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